Here Are The Top Love Lies That Guys Tell

I was floored when I found out that guys lie in relationships. Or, lie in general for that matter. I hope you are picking up on my sarcasm. Cosmopolitan.com has compiled a list of the top relationship lies that guys tell.

I am sure there are a lot more, but here are the top 10 according to Cosmo:

1. I'm stuck in traffic
2. It wasn't that expensive
3. I'm on my way
4. I didn't have too much to drink
5. Sorry, I missed your call
6. My battery died
7. I had no signal
8. No, your butt doesn't look big in that
9. This will be my last beer
10. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine

What do you think of the list ladies? Is there any lie that you would like to add? Speak now, or forever hold your peace!