Top 10 Things Dad Won't Ever Say

In honor of dear ole' pops, we thought that it would be fun to share ten things that you'll probably never, ever hear your dad utter.

leungchopan
leungchopan
1
"How did I feel when you wanted to play the violin instead of playing football? I won't lie, I was super ecstatic!"
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vadimguzhva
2
"You want to drop out of college to be a street musician? Awesome! I'll buy you a brand new harmonica!"
ThinkStock
ThinkStock
3
"You're absolutely right, the NFL RedZone IS taking me away from spending time with the family on Sundays. I'll definitely cancel it right away. "
John Howard
John Howard
4
"Even though you're 30-years-old, still live in my house and eat all the food in my fridge, it's all good I'm proud to call you my namesake."
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8213erika
5
"There's absolutely no way I can build that. Why? Because I don't have enough tools and I don't have enough experience tinkering with things."
Castort
Castort
6
"Nope. I didn't spot that classic car in my rear-view window and you can bet I'm not going to crane my neck to look over my shoulder so I can check it out as it passes us. "
joebelanger
joebelanger
7
"I think instead of trying to fix this, I should just call a professional."
Rauluminate
Rauluminate
8
"You'll never catch me wearing a pair of Dockers! "
ronstik
ronstik
9
"No beer for me, thanks. I actually find the game of football more enjoyable to watch when I'm sober than when I've thrown back a couple."
Dirk Ott
Dirk Ott
10
"Dark socks with sandals? Oh, yeah- I always get TONS of compliments when I pair the two!"

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Source: The Top 10 Things Your Dad Won’t Ever Say

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