In honor of dear ole' pops, we thought that it would be fun to share ten things that you'll probably never, ever hear your dad utter.
"How did I feel when you wanted to play the violin instead of playing football? I won't lie, I was super ecstatic!"
"You want to drop out of college to be a street musician? Awesome! I'll buy you a brand new harmonica!"
"You're absolutely right, the NFL RedZone IS taking me away from spending time with the family on Sundays. I'll definitely cancel it right away. "
"Even though you're 30-years-old, still live in my house and eat all the food in my fridge, it's all good I'm proud to call you my namesake."
"There's absolutely no way I can build that. Why? Because I don't have enough tools and I don't have enough experience tinkering with things."
"Nope. I didn't spot that classic car in my rear-view window and you can bet I'm not going to crane my neck to look over my shoulder so I can check it out as it passes us. "
"I think instead of trying to fix this, I should just call a professional."
"You'll never catch me wearing a pair of Dockers! "
"No beer for me, thanks. I actually find the game of football more enjoyable to watch when I'm sober than when I've thrown back a couple."
"Dark socks with sandals? Oh, yeah- I always get TONS of compliments when I pair the two!"