Halloween Jokes To Brighten Your Mood

We are less than two weeks away from Halloween and it'll be different this year. Between the coronavirus pandemic, New York State travel restrictions, and the election, everyone is on edge like I've never seen before. So let's see if I can help brighten your mood with some Halloween jokes...even if only for the moment.

Feel free to use any of these jokes at your own discretion but be aware:

Let's start one In honor of game one of the World Series beginning tonight between Tampa Bay and Atlanta. Why do ghosts go to the baseball games? They like to boo the umpire.

What kind of ghosts haunt a hen house? A poultry-geist. What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog? He's mist.

What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit? A wash and werewolf. Who are the werewolves' cousins? Whatwolves and the Whenwolves.

Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up. What's a mummy's favorite music? (W)rap.

Whenever we ask for Halloween jokes for the show, this is the #1 joke called in and we have never told it on the air...at least the answer. Why can't boy ghosts have babies? They have Hollow-weenies.

It's easy to see why Halloween will be different this year but here are some reasons why it'll be the perfect holiday for 2020. Hope these Halloween jokes gave you a laugh...giggle...smile or anything that took your mind off of 2020.