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Matthew McConaughey Explains That While His BFF Lance Armstrong Lied, He Isn’t a Liar. Oh.
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong has had a hard time since he gave Oprah the straight dope (see what we did there?) on his years cheating at the sport. Now Armstrong's buddy Matthew McConaughey is coming to his defense.
Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to ‘Murder Her Vagina,’ So You Know Twitter Had to Respond
Former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes has been behaving bizarrely for a while now. Earlier this week, she revealed a crush on singer Drake in her usual off-kilter way -- but her latest tweet about him was weird ... even for her.
Sofia Vergara Is Freezing Her Genetically-Perfect Eggs for Future Use
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy? No? Okay, how about frozen?
Seems that's how Sofia Vergara likes hers, because she's the latest celebrity to announce she wants to ensure her oven is ready for bun-making -- whenever she decides to knead the dough. So to speak.
Jay Leno Molts His Nice Guy Image, Ironically Calls NBC Execs ‘Snakes’
With age comes wisdom and, sometimes, just not caring anymore. A good example is talk show veteran Jay Leno, who dropped subtlety during his opening monologue on Monday, March 18.
Critics and Nutritionists Really Don’t Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Cookbook
If Gwyneth Paltrow can't take the heat, maybe she better get outta the kitchen. Literally.
The 'Iron Man' actress penned a gluten and sugar-free cookbook entitled 'It's All Good,' but the critics seem to disagree.
Julianne Hough Left $100,000 In Jewelry In Her Car. It, Uh, Isn’t There Anymore.
'Safe Haven' actress Julianne Hough and media mogul Ryan Seacrest have been an item for some time now, so it only makes sense that he'd give her some fancy jewelry. What doesn't make sense is that she'd leave it in her car like it's a rolling Tiffany display case.
But that's what she did. And now? Well, now someone else has some shiny new baubles.
What Dennis Rodman Hath Wrought: Steven Seagal Meets With Russia’s Vladimir Putin
Direct-to-DVD superstar Steven Seagal hung out with Russian President Vladimir Putin this week in a bid to promote a new martial arts school in Moscow and encourage physical fitness.
Sure, why not.