Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Miranda Lambert Still Hates Chris Brown and Nothing Will Change Her Mind
Country singer Miranda Lambert didn't like Chris Brown last year when she lambasted him on Twitter for winning two Grammys -- and she doesn't like him any better now.
This is of course why we love Miranda Lambert: not only for sticking to her convictions, but also for her relentless pursuit of Chris Brown.
If You Party With Justin Bieber, He Basically Owns Your Soul
Justin Bieber's team is continuing their attempts at damage control after those photos of him smoking pot surfaced -- now by claiming they have a policy stating any photos you take at a party Justin Bieber attends automatically belong to Justin Bieber.
It's the law or something.
Oh, the Humanity: Taylor Swift + Harry Styles Broke Up Already [PHOTOS]
Right on schedule, Taylor Swift has lost the first of the 17 boyfriends she's sure to have this year -- reports are coming in that she and One Direction member Harry Styles have suddenly parted ways.
Hope you took the under in your office betting pool.
Demi Lovato Takes Part In the Strangest Interview in the History of Ever [VIDEO]
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is known for sometimes being too weird to function, but it's crossed some strange line that we didn't even think existed with its own live-action late night television offering 'The Eric Andre Show.'
The premise is simple: Invite a celebrity to appear (in this instance, Demi Lovato), don't warn them about anything the host is about to do, and let the hijinx begin.
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Rob Kardashian Says He Would Never Have a Baby Out of Wedlock Like Some People
Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby.
To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.
StarDust: Howard Stern Is Not Attractive to Either of the Sexes + More
- No gay man wants to date Howard Stern. This has now been empirically proven.
StarDust: Brad Pitt Doesn’t Want You to See Angelina Jolie’s Nonexistent Sex Tape + More
- Brad Pitt's willing to pay $10 million to get Angelina Jolie's sex tape back from the underworld.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Aren’t Even Trying to Be Pretty Anymore [PHOTOS]
Katy Perry isn't looking so good these days, as she and allegedly reformed manwhore John Mayer have moved from the "honeymoon" stage straight into the frumpy, "who cares what we look like now that we have someone to bang on the regular" stage.
Shut up, that is too a relationship stage.
StarDust: You Only Live Once So Drake Wants All Your Money + More
- Drake wrongly claims he invented the acronym YOLO, demands a royalty check for usage.
StarDust: Oy Vey, Conan O’Brien Isn’t a Real Gentile + More
- Conan O'Brien is 1/256th Jewish! Score another one for Adam Sandler's 'Hanukkah Song.'