Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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StarDust: Emma Watson Takes It All Off for Mother Nature + More
- Emma Watson got down and dirty for Earth Day in the upcoming book 'Natural Beauty.'
Joe Jonas Might Have a Drug-Fueled Sex Tape With Some Model and We Can’t Even
Four words to start your weekend early: Joe Jonas. Sex. Tape.
As if that combo wasn't amusing enough on its own for a guy who once shilled purity rings to Christian parents and their children, here's another tidbit: said tape was made with a girl named Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Which is apparently a real name and not a prank call that Bart would make on a German version of 'The Simpsons.' "Bland
Olivia Wilde Takes Jason Sudeikis to a Strip Club, Proves She’s the Best Fiancee Ever
Further proving she's a keeper, actress Olivia Wilde recently took her betrothed, comedian and 'SNL' cast member Jason Sudeikis, on a romantic date at a strip club. Because making it rain at home is just no fun at all.
The History Channel Denies Any Similarities Between President Obama + Satan in ‘The Bible’
After receiving some judgment for seemingly styling their character of the devil after President Barack Obama, people behind the History Channel's mini-series 'The Bible' are denying any similarities between the leader of the free world and their depiction of Satan.
Tiger Woods + Lindsey Vonn Issue Some Prom Portraits to Confirm They’re Dating [PHOTOS]
Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn and pro-golfer Tiger Woods have finally admitted they're dating (yes, even though she initially denied it). In our minds, their relationship was pretty much already confirmed when they lived on his yacht and Lindsey borrowed his private jet after she was injured a while back.
But now it's Facebook-official, you guys. And to celebrate their coupledom, they had professiona
Lil Wayne Enters His Sixth Day in the Hospital
Rapper Lil Wayne is going on day six of his time in the ICU at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A. after seizures rendered him unconscious last Wednesday, March 13.
Weezy's now on the road to recovery -- this following an overdose of sizzurp that resulted in him reportedly having his stomach pumped three times, after which TMZ practically threw dirt on his body despite assurances from his friends that
Celebrities We’d Love to Party With
Ah, St. Patrick's Day. That glorious day where not wearing green could get you heckled or pinched, and alcoholism is celebrated rather than frowned upon. To celebrate (in ways that don't include dying beer green or expanding our livers), we put our collective noggins together and came up with the celebrities we'd most like to party with.
Lindsay Lohan’s Case Goes to Trial on Monday
Even though Lindsay Lohan could have gotten out of her recent legal woes by taking a plea deal, she refused every single offer made to her -- and will thus go to trial on Monday, March 18.
Mark your calendars, kids. Miss Lohan could be facing up to 245 days in jail for her probation gaffe. Or, you know, probably not, since she's a celebrity and all.
Deposition Reveals Kim Kardashian Is a Liar, But That Kris Humphries Knew It All Along
Kris Humphries is currently in the midst of suing estranged wife Kim Kardashian, claiming their marriage was fraudulent so he can get an annulment rather than a divorce -- which would nullify the non-disclosure agreement he signed before they tied the knot.
Unfortunately for him, a deposition may have revealed that he was in on the fraud all along, re-shooting a scene of him proposing to Kim for '
Matthew McConaughey Goes From Scary Skeletal to Super Buff [PHOTOS]
What a difference some time (and some food) makes.
Actor Matthew McConaughey, who dropped 30 pounds to play an ’80s AIDS patient in the film ‘The Dallas Buyers Club,' is now back in fighting shape for a new TV series, 'True Detective,' which is currently filming in New Orleans.