The Center for Disease Control Warns Not to Snuggle or Kiss Chickens
Really!? Do not kiss or snuggle a chicken. OH NOOOOO! That's too hard for me to do...resist kissing a chicken? ... I do that DAILY of course! Kidding...but if you are someone who does, be careful; there's a Nationwide Salmonella Outbreak.
Here's a link to a map showing where the outbreak is.