Funny stories

The next time you get arrested, try and fart your way out of it. And, if that doesn't work eat more Mexican food before you commit a crime.

If you are like me, then you know where every nice public bathroom in the Southern Tier is located. You just never know when nature will call. When I look for a bathroom I am not looking for anything amazing. I just want it clean and private...

The other day I was out running some errands and I had to stop at the grocery store to get some milk. I stopped at Aldi's in Johnson City, and had no idea that my life was so sad until a certain moment when I got there.