Sometimes it's easy to forget that Billie Eilish is 17 years old, but during a recent visit to The Howard Stern Show the teen recalled one of the only dates she's ever been on, and it was full of adolescent cringe.

"I was 13 and it was at the movies... And it was the day before Valentine's Day and then he kissed me and said, 'That was not as magical as I thought it was gonna be,'" she said. "He was super rich and his butler — literally, his butler — his butler was there the entire time, but in a different movie theater and he took him and he left and I was stuck there. No one told me they were, like, gonna leave."

She thought her luck had changed when a small child came up to her. "A baby came up to me and the baby looked at me. I was like, 'Oh my god a baby and it's smiling at me.' And I smiled and it started screaming and crying and ran away," she divulged. "And then I went home and cried. And then the next day it was Valentine's Day. That was one date I had."

But don't worry, Eilish got the last laugh. While she's basking in remarkable success, her date's looks have gone downhill since his middle school days. "Dude is hella ugly now," she said with a smirk.

Watch the clip below.

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