5 Chuck Norris Jokes in Honor of His 75th Birthday

Today Chuck Norris turns 75 years old! My kids are always going around telling Chuck Norris jokes. So in honor of his big birthday, I had to share some!

1. The Roman Empire fell...after a Chuck Norris roundhouse-kick.

2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books...he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

3. Beneath his beard, Chuck Norris does not have a chin,  there is a fist in its place!

4. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries.

5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?