Tubby Robber Demands Two Pizzas With a Side of Cash

So, when you are so super sexy that you can't stop feeding your beautiful body, your robbery cannot get in the way.

Besides, felonious acts really build up an appetite!

A man who was about 5' 8' and 350 pounds busted into a Domino's in Sayville, New York on Tuesday afternoon, pulled out a gun, and demanded their cash.

But the employees couldn't get the safe open, so they could only give him a handful of money in the register. Needless to say he wasn't satisfied. That is, until he spotted two large cheese pizzas cooking in the oven.

It was then that he realized the robbery wasn't a total waste of time. He demanded the pizzas, so the staff pulled them out of the oven, boxed them up, and he took off.

The cops are using surveillance footage to track him down.

Source: CBS 2 - New York