His Backside Says A Lot About Him

What's nicer than a nice behind? Well, a nice backside on him is more than just fun to look at, it actually reveals a lot about his personality.

Cosmopolitan says a guy's rear view can provide clues to his personality:

Square Booty
Broad and square, this behind is flatter than other shapes. These aggressive guys will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals.

High Heinie
This booty is so compact and round it seems to sit on his lower back and form a small shelf. Shy but sweet, you can always count on this down-to-earth guy.

Apple Tush
The upper area quadrants of the butt are fleshier than the bottom areas. These men are looking for an emotional connection with a woman and can be very sensitive, so handle them with care.

Bubble Butt
This full, rounded bum really fills out a pair of jeans. This guy is the life of the party and can charm the pants off just about anybody. (Cosmopolitan)

What kind of toilet gripper does your man have? Is it accurate with what Cosmopolitan has found?